Girls & Boys Should maintain proper Relation
A guy has
more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
A guy who
likes you wants to be the only
guy you talk to.
A guy would
give his right arm to be able to read a girl’s mind for a day.
A guy would
waste his time over video games
and football, the way a girl
would do over novels and
make-ups.
A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to
get you a couple of roses.
A guy would do just about anything to get you to notice him.
A usual act
that proves that the guy likes
you is when he teases you.
All guys are
kinky and willing to try anything that you may enjoy, just let them know.
Anything said
six months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and
void after seven days.
Believe it or
not, 99.5% of the time men honestly don’t
mean to hurt you.
Cooking makes
a girl all the more attractive.
Critiquing a man’s driving is outright
unacceptable.
Don’t ever expect guys to put the toilet seat down; it’s
not in their DNA!
Don’t expect guys to say as many sweet things as they do in the movies. It takes 10
couples to come up with one sweet thing that they put up in the movies.
Don’t hold it
against your guy if he starts to cry after a good sports movie, and was
laughing outrageously last night when the two of you were watching an emotional
drama saga.
Ending a heated
conversation with “Fine” or
“Whatever” isn’t considered acceptable.
Even if you
dumped a guy months ago and he loved you, he probably still does and if he had one wish it would be to have you back in his
life.
Girls who
don’t want to listen to the truth
shouldn’t be asking any questions.
Guys are more emotional than you think. If they loved you at
one point, it’ll take them a lot longer than you think to let you go, and it
hurts every second that they try.
Guys aren’t
psychiatrists, mind telling them what you mean?
Guys do not
look into minute detailing. So, if you gave up a quarter of an inch from your
20 inches long hair, don’t expect your
guy to know that instantly.
Guys don’t
care about how gorgeous you are,
it’s goodbye, adios, and sayonara if you’re being a bitch.
Guys don’t
like to be used as pawns in trying to make your friends
jealous.
Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest.
Guys like
porn!
Guys love you
more than you love them.
Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.
Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep,
they always think about the girl they truly care about.
Guys need to be reassured often that they’re still
loved.
Guys talk
about girls more than girls talk
about guys.
Guys tend to
get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. Better
watch out girls.
Guys’ night outs are sacred events. If you ask any
question about it, you’ll be castigated.
If a guy
starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn’t happen that often, so when
it does, you know something’s up.
If a guy
tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don’t need to give advice.
If you want
sex, just ask.
It’s natural for a guy’s eyes to wander.
It’s not that
guys don’t want to make their girlfriends happy;
it’s just that sometimes, they
don’t know how.
Leaving a
message like “You know what?! Mmm… Never mind…” would make a guy hanging on to
that thought all day long and reach a conclusion that is far from what you are
thinking. Don’t ever do that!
No matter how
much guys talk about hotness or sex appeal, personality is key.
Not all guys
are jerks. Just because one is a jackass doesn’t mean he represents all of
them.
Nothing you
will ever do will entitle you to operate the remote control, unless operating
means handing it to him.
Only models
are able to carry off most of the
stuff you see in fashion magazines.
The biggest
turn on for guys are the girls
who workout.
The game is
on’ will be considered an acceptable excuse to postpone any serious
conversations.
The only
thing left to be said after sex is “goodnight.”
Video games have helped men develop awesome finger
skills that only encourage them to play more often.
When a guy
says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys
rarely say that.
When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he isn’t doing it all
for sex. It means he likes you more
than you can imagine.
You like when
your guy calls and asks you out for dinner and pays for you, right? Well yeah, guys like it once in a while too.
You can’t get mad if your guy refuses to hook up your
“ugly friend” with one of his good-looking friends.
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